Alternate Drag/NET Main Menus By Arthur Levesque -- bs@boog.org -- http://boog.org _______________________ Monty Python's Flying Circus BBS /|_______________________| (401)568-2343 300/1200/2400 baud | | ___________________________________________________________________ | | |___________________________________________________________________|\ | | | | | | |A| Argument Clinic |B| Knows Bulletin Boards <<<<< | | | | |C| Chat with God (Avert Eyes) |D| Knows the Dungeon | | | | |E| Knows E-Mail and Feedback |F| Knows Feature Files | | | | |G| Knows Gambling Casinos |H| Knows Help and Hints | | | | |I| Information (Blackmail!) |J| Jump to Mouse-O-Rama Club | | | | |K| Last 50 Trains Spotted |L| List of Lumberjacks | | | | |M| Most Wanted (Piranha Brothers) |N| Nudge Other Users | | | | |O| Knows Other BBS's |P| Dead Parrot Wars | | | | |Q| Questions / Job Applications |R| Rob Users / Sell Encyclopedias | | | | |S| Cheese Shops |T| Knows the Lost Alley Tavern | | | | |U| Knows User Configuration |V| Vote for Rufus Q. Walrus-Titty | | | | |W| Who Called (& Their Shoe Size) |X| Knows Rerolling Characters | | | | |Y| Knows Your Statistics |Z| Change into a Scotsman | | | | |\| or |BS| Silly Walks and More! |'| Knows Sarge's Back Door | | | |_______________________________________________________________________| | \|_______________________________________________________________________|/ |> | | |> /_ /\ _|_ /\ |> \| / |_| /\ < |\/| |> |> < | |_| |\ \/ /--\ |_ \/ |\ _| \ | | /--\ _> | | |> |> _> (401)568-2343 300/1200/2400 Baud 24 Hours/Day _______________________________________________________________________ | | | |A| Arena / Swingsets |B| Bulletin Boulders <<<<<<<<<<<< | | |C| Please the Chasm Gods |D| Deep, Dank Caves | | |E| Echo-Mail (Yell at Other Side) |F| Fat Man's Misery | | |G| Granite Casinos |H| Help / Handholds | | |I| Examine Rocks in-Formation |J| Jump To Your Death | | |K| Last 50 Climbs |L| List of Climbers | | |M| 20 Most Wanted Climbers |N| Gravel Battles / Adventures | | |O| Other Cliffs and Caverns |P| Party / Gang Climbing | | |Q| Question your Sanity |R| Get Rocks Off with Other Users | | |S| Public Spelunking |T| The Cavern Tavern | | |U| Use Balance and Finesse |V| Vertical Walls (NO Climbing!) | | |W| Who's Been Falling |X| X-terminate / Roll off of Edge | | |Y| Your Climbing Statistics |Z| Status / Boulder Change | | |\| or |BS| UserBoulders and More! |'| Sarge's Caves | | | | ^S Pause to Catch Your Breath ^X Change Mind and Abort Climb | | Type OFF Anywhere to Fall Off of a Cliff and Die! | |_______________________________________________________________________| ________Slap,_Spackle,_and_Blop's_Dance-O-Rama__Main_Dinner_Menu_______ | | | 401/568-2343 300-2400 baud 24 hours/day Pink Tutus ONLY! | | | | |A| "Arena" (Ball Room) Dancing |B| Ballet Bulletin Boards <<<<<<< | | |C| Chatting Cheek-to-Cheek |D| Dungeon Dancing | | |E| Feedback to Instructor |F| Featured Dancers | | |G| Gamboling / Polka Dancing |H| Help from Instructor | | |I| Information |J| Jukebox / Music Selection | | |K| Last 50 Dancers |L| List of Dance Students | | |M| Most Skillful List |N| Naval Synchronized Swimming | | |O| Other Dance Halls |P| Polka / Conga-Line Dancing | | |Q| Questions / Practice |R| Run and Jump | | |S| Square Dancing |T| Twinkle-Toes' Tavern | | |U| Use and Abuse your Partner |V| Vote for Best Dancers | | |W| Who's been dancing |X| Re-Roll Out The Barrel | | |Y| Your Partner's Statistics |Z| Status / Partner Change __ | | |\| or |BS| Slap's UserDances |'| Blop's "Private Party" \/ | | | | ^S pauses Type OFF anywhere to finish dancing ^X dips | |_______________________________________________________________________| __ /| _ __ __ __ _ ____ The NIKE Bulletin Board System | / | |\|| || ||// ||_ (401)568-2343 300/1200/2400 baud | < |__||\|_||_||\\_||__ ___ ^S Pauses, ^X Aborts, Type OFF to leave | \________________________/___________________________________________ | | | |A| Bo Knows the Arena |B| Bo Knows Bulletin Boards <<<<< | | |C| Bo Knows Chatting |D| Bo Knows the Dungeon | | |E| Bo Knows E-Mail and Feedback |F| Bo Knows Feature Files | | |G| Bo Knows Gambling Casinos |H| Bo Knows Help and Hints | | |I| Bo Knows Information Files |J| Bo Knows MouseTalk Simulators | | |K| Bo Knows the Last 50 Kills |L| Bo Knows the List of Users | | |M| Bo Knows the 20 Most Wanted |N| Bo Knows Naval Battles | | |O| Bo Knows Other BBS's |P| Bo Knows Party / Gang Wars | | |Q| Bo Knows Questions and Trivia |R| Bo Knows Robbing Other Users | | |S| Bo Knows the Public Square |T| Bo Knows the Lost Alley Tavern | | |U| Bo Knows User Configuration |V| Bo Knows the Voting Booth | | |W| Bo Knows Who's Been Calling |X| Bo Knows Rerolling Characters | | |Y| Bo Knows Your Statistics |Z| Bo Knows Changing Borders | | |\| Bo Knows UserBabbles and More! |'| Bo Knows Sarge's Back Door | |_______________________________________________________________________| _______________________________________________________________________ | | | |Drag/NET2| The Realm of Darkness |Z| System Status / Border Change | | |P| Party / Gang Wars |H| Help and Hints Files Section | | |Y| Your Statistics |W| Who's Been Calling | | |BS| Back Slash's Door (See: \) |V| Voting Booth | | |R| Rob / Burglarize Other Users |Q| Questions / Trivia Section | | |F| Feature Files Section |'| Sarge's Door (???) | | |B| Bulletin Boards <<<<<<<<<<<<< |300/1200/2400| Baud, MNP | | |^X| Aborts (Almost) Any File |M| Most Wanted List (Top 20) | | |C| Chat with the Sarge |K| Last 50 Kills | | |24| Hours a Day, 7 Days a Week |A| Arena: Fight and Joust | | |E| Electronic Mail and Feedback |G| Gambling Casino | | |N| Naval Battles / Adventures |^S| Pauses (Use Anywhere) | | |I| Information Files Section |\| UserBabbles n' More! | | |OFF| Type Anywhere to Leave BBS |X| X-terminate: Reroll Character | | |U| User Configuration |T| The Lost Alley Tavern | | |J| Jump to AE:MouseTalk Simulator |4015682343| Drag/NET's Number | | |S| Public Square (Shops, etc.) |D| Deep Dank Dungeon | | |L| List of Users |O| Other BBS's Database | |_______________________________________________________________________| _ _ _ _ _ ____ _ _ _ __ _ _ _ _ _ _ (( || |\\//| ||_)) (( // \\ |\\|| (( 401/568-2343 ||_)) ||_)) (( _)) _||_ _||\/||_ _||_ _)) \\_// _||\\|_ _)) 300-2400 bps _||_)) _||_)) _)) |A| Skating Arena |B| Write on Blackboard |C| Have a Cow with Sysop |D| The Dungeon, Dude! |E| E-Mail and Spit-Balls |F| Fox Feature Films |G| Cowabunga Casino |H| Help from Homer (yeah) |I| Informal Clothes |J| Jell-O Wigglies |K| Lisa's Last 50 Grades |L| Underachiever List |M| Most Way-Cool List |N| Nuclear Plant |O| Other TV Stations |P| Pacifier Gang Wars |Q| Quiz (Study or Cheat) |R| Rob Butterfingers |S| Simpsons' Square |T| Springfield Tavern (####) |U| Attitude Adjustment |V| Vote for Burns (#######) |W| Who the Hell are You? |V| Xterminate Bugs (#########) |Y| Your Saxophone Lesson |Z| Zoom Home for TV (#########) |\| UserBullying n' More! |'| Marge's Stuff __&__ (#########) / \ (#########) |\/\/\/| /\ /\ /\ /\ M M (#########) | | \ \/ \/ \--. .----/ \----. | (o)(o) (##)(o)(o) | | \_ / \ / c .---_) (##) )_ | (o)(o) (o)(o) /--. .--\ (o)(o) /--. | |.___| (##) ,____\ c _) _c / \ () / | \__/ (#) / | ,___| /____, ) < > (c_) < /_____\ | | | / \ /____\ /___\____/___\ /_____/ \ oooooo /____\ ooooo /| |\ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ |^S| Pause VCR/Get Snack |^X| Stop VCR/Eject Tape |OFF| VCR Power Off Honest Artie's Used Bulletin Boards _______________________________________________________________________ | | | |A| Arena / Showroom |B| Bulletin Boards / Want Ads | | |C| Chat with Salesman |D| Deep, Dark Storeroom | | |E| Junk Mail / Catalogs |F| Featured Merchandise | | |G| Generic Models |H| Help with Accessories | | |I| Information / Vital Stats |J| Telemarketing | | |K| Last 50 Sales |L| Mailing List | | |M| Top 20 Salesmen |N| Newer Models | | |O| Other Convenient Locations |P| Party / Group Rates | | |Q| Questionnaire / Credit Check |R| Rebates / Coupons | | |S| Shopping Area |T| Tavern (for Business Meetings) | | |U| Consumer Choices |V| Votes / Customer Response | | |W| Who's been Shopping |X| Roll Over to next Fiscal 1/4 | | |Y| Your Financial Status |Z| Smuggling Over the Border | | |\| UserBargains n' More | | ^S Pauses ^X Aborts OFF exits | |_______________________________________________________________________| ________Drag/NET_II__(The_Burger_Bumble_Board)__Main_Dinner_Menu_______ | | | 401/568-2343 300-2400 baud 24 hours/day No Reservations Required | | | | |A| Arena: Swings and Slides |B| Beverage Boards <<<<<<<<<<<<<< | | |C| Chat with the Manager |D| Dungeon McMuffin | | |E| EatMail and FeedBackSlash |F| French Fries Section | | |G| Gambling Casino |H| Help | | |I| Information |J| Jukebox/AE:MouseTalk Simulator | | |K| Last 50 Dinners |L| List of Consumers | | |M| Most Eaten List (Top 20) |N| Navel Oranges | | |O| Other Restaurants |P| Party / Convention room | | |Q| Questions / Trivia |R| Rob Burgers from Other Eaters | | |S| Souvenier Shop |T| The Lost Alley Tavern & Grill | | |U| Utensil Configuration |V| Private Booths | | |W| Who's been eating |X| X-terminate: Re-order dinner | | |Y| Your Bill |Z| Status / Place Mat change | | |\| or |BS| Back Slash Munchorama |'| Sarge-A-Seltzer | | | | ^S pauses Type OFF anywhere to leave this diner ^X aborts | |_______________________________________________________________________| ______Tactical Nuclear Terrorist Bulletin Board__Main_Option_Menu______ | | | 401/568-2343 300-2400 baud 24 hours/day Uzi/Kevlar Vest Required | | | | |A| Atomic Arena |B| All Points Bulletins | | |C| Chat with Allah |D| Dungeon / Prison | | |E| Secret Messages |F| Classified Files | | |G| Glowing Casino |H| Help from USSR | | |I| Misinformation |J| MouseTalk / Stoolpigeon | | |K| Last 50 Kills |L| List of Members | | |M| Most Wanted List (FBI) |N| Naval Terrorism | | |O| Other Organizations |P| Particle Gang Wars | | |Q| Questions / Torture |R| Rob Civilians to Buy Supplies | | |S| Black Market Square |T| Trinity Tavern | | |U| User Facial Reconfiguration |V| Voting / Ballot Stuffing | | |W| Who's been killing |X| X-terminate all Opposition | | |Y| Your Rap Sheet |Z| Status / Border Skirmishes | | |\| or |BS| Back Slash's Interrogations and UserConfessions | | | | ^S pauses Type OFF anywhere to be offed by system ^X aborts | |_______________________________________________________________________|