SERVO QUIZ!
This is a test, to see if I can make one of these quiz thingies.
This is only a test.
If you don't like it,
whine away
...
CAFFEINE IS GOD! Finish this sentence: "I like my coffee..."
...the way I like my women -- hot, wet, creamy, sweet, cheap and frequently refilled."
...the way I like my men -- tied in a sack and thrown over a donkey."
...the way I like my women -- black."
...the way I like my men -- in the morning, noon, and night."
...the way I like my women -- sweet, with two lumps."
...licked off of the bound body of Vladimir Putin."
HOBBIES! Which of these take up your time? (Choose all that apply)
BLOG -- I have an online journal, but that doesn't mecessarily mean I'm gay. Really!
DOG -- Are you a member of The True Religion? ("DOG" is "GOD" backwards. Or short for "DOGMA". Duh.)
FLOG -- Are you the slave of your ball and chain (IOW, are you married)?
FROG -- I love making fun of the French!
JOG -- I'm currently trying to diet, exercise, and get into shape. (Isn't "round" a shape?)
LOG -- I like to poop. I even like the word "poop". Poop poop poop poop!
SPROG -- I have one or more children... So you know what I like to do, IYKWIM!
DO I KNOW YOU? Tell me about your handle...
I post under my real name (full name, first or last name, initials).
I don't post under my real name, but most Servoites know it anyway.
I use a bogus alias -- because I know the CIA is watching!
REALLY, DO I KNOW YOU? Have you ever attended an Elf Spat?
Attended? I've
hosted
one in my very own home and survived!
Yes, and I've still got the scars and breast milk to prove it.
Nope -- the thought of meeting you freaks in real life gives my willie the willies...
NO, SERIOUSLY, DO I KNOW YOU? Where the hell are you, anyway?
I'm an American living in the good old US of A!
I'm an American, currently living abroad.
I'm one of them thar foreigners, living out in Foreignerland.
I'm a foreigner living in the USA, stealing your jobs and women!!