Superfreaks -- They're Superfreaky (Ow!)
We have no idea what was up with THIS alternate dimension! Superheroes,
supervillains, metahumans, secret organizations -- a very odd universe (unlike
our more enlightened society, of groupthink and endless meetings and
compromises) where individuals with great power attempt to overthrow
governments, take over societies, and generally steal that which does not belong
to them (the closest analogs in our timeline would be the 20th Century's
But opposing these "forces of evil" were other individuals, also with great
power and will, who altruistically fought the supervillains to protect the
innocent and ensure truth and justice... These superheroes and supervillains
seemed able to regularly do things which violated all known laws of physics! It
was completely different from life in our universe.
We observed their epic battles; but did not interfere, as we were withheld from
action by the Prime Directive (and Jellico sitting back and exclaiming "Neat!"
as the combatants exchanged fire with unexplainable weapons and abilities).
(There was also a certain amount of fraterization in the ranks of both
RIGHT: Another oddity of this Universe was that its reality appeared to shift
frequently (a phenomenon known as "retconning"; something of which we, of
course, are totally unfamiliar). Pictured here are two different versions of
the same individual, from adjacent timelines. Boundaries between the various
universes seem weaker here, which may account for our finding ourselves in this
universe (and we aren't the first; apparently, some inhabitants of this universe
have met at least two Enterprises!)
CENTER: The Duct Tape Avenger. Really.
LEFT: Once the battles ended, we invited all the participants onboard the
Murgatroid for negotiations and counselling -- and discovered that, for all of
their great powers and abilities, they still could not defeat good old-fashioned
Federation personnel in one very important manner: Jellico, Storvik, and Lothar
drank each and every one of them under the table.