Commander Lothar, the
ship's counselor (pictured at left), is quite adept at solving all of the crew's
problems; presuming, of course, that those problems can be solved by getting
drunk... And Lothar has yet to come across a problem that can't be fixed with a
strong prescription of alcohol. Click HERE to receive counselling from
RIGHT: Lothar's evil twin Chad, from the Mirror Universe. Oh, the wacky
problems he causes!
Lothar's personal logs: notchad
Storvik falls victim to a holodeck malfunction.
Lothar attempts to call up a holographic doctor to fix the problem; but is only
able to summon a simulation of 20th century DJ Doctor Demento...
In his spare time, Lothar (who considers himself a thippie, or
"techno-hippie") is designing a small runabout/shuttle varient for himself.
Here is his highly classified top secret preliminary drawing of the Alpha Beta
Flyer that he drew while "administering self-counseling" in Ten Forward on that
garbage scow, the USS Enterprise.
Lothar has written a standing prescription for attitude adjustment for anyone who calls it the "Alpha
Beta Hot Potata".