Excerpts from the Murgatroid's Logs  

  Time and Relative Dimensions in Space  

On an accidental jaunt into the Mirror Universe, Jellico picked up a couple of Orion women named Pooky and Shiny. They requested asylum on the Murgatroid, which he granted (debate still rages on the legality of this action); and he brought them back to our universe with him. They have stayed on the Murgatroid ever since. Jellico decided that they cannot be given standard quarters on the Murgatroid, since they are neither Federation citizens nor Starfleet officers, so he has them living in his ready room. Captain Jellico spends a lot of time getting ready. At right is the Mirror-Storvik -- In the Mirror Universe, after Storvik's brain was stolen by Imorgs, Mirror-Jellico kept his body as a remote-controlled toy (and occasional enforcer).

  LEFT: This picture was taken when the Murgatroid accidentally visited Deep Space Nine at a point twenty years in the future (shown with Storvik is Benjamin Sisko's son Jake, the someday-to-be-famous writer). Jellico got an autographed copy of his most famous novel; which will be worth a lot of latinum once Jake actually gets around to writing it... The Murgatroid currently holds the Starfleet record for having visited the most alternate universes (due largely to Qaren's erratic and not completely controlled powers, but also to bad helmsmanship); and is close to breaking Admiral Kirk's record for most trips through time.
RIGHT: Storvik's Mirror-Universe analog was charming, witty, and quite the ladies' man; once his brain was restored by the Murgatroid's Jellico. However, he's not as smart as the Murgatroid's Storvik, who foiled a plot by Jellico and several of the crew to switch him with his counterpart before returning to the Murgatroid's universe.

   Qaren and Storvik in that part of Earth's late twentieth century known as The Big 80s -- Possibly the scariest period in Earth's history. Beam me up before you go-go...

  CENTER/RIGHT: Jellico created the "Men in Black" legend in 20th-century America, and uses it as a cover for his many trips back...

  Other trips through time to critical moments of historic significance include the assassination of President John F. Kennedy and a major beer blast in the Scottish Highlands...