Qaren the Omnipotent is
a former member of the Q Continuum who was exiled for being too annoying even
for them. She was stripped of all of her powers by the Q except for those she
was able to conceal in her butt (which, unlike her butt, she is only able to
control erratically). She was welcomed aboard the Murgatroid after demonstrating her spoon trick to
LEFT: Qaren in one of her favorite alternate universes.
CENTER: Qaren on a trip to the past... Her mission was to remove all evidence
of one of our other "missions" to the past (Jellico had sent Storvik back to Earth's late 20th century to pick up a
six-pack of something called "Pete's Wicked Ale").
RIGHT: While in the twentieth century, Qaren discovered the existence of a
previously-unknown supercomputer in the laboratory of a young genius named
Dexter. Disguised as Dexter's sister DeeDee, she infiltrated the lab and erased
all evidence of temporal incursions that the supercomputer had recorded.
LEFT: Qaren beams down to Pleasantville...
CENTER: Qaren as she used to look, when she hung out with Guinan on 19th-century
RIGHT: Qaren, back when, all in all, she was just another brick in the
LEFT: Qaren and Storvik disguised as aliens from a place called Canada
RIGHT: Qaren used up a few month's worth of her limited residual Q powers to
grant life and sentience to a holodeck character named Major Beefcake, whom she
met while enjoying a Shore Leave program with the command staff while the ship
was temporarily lost in a void. She has refused all requests from Jellico to
animate any of the characters from his questionable programs.