Storvik, first officer of the Murgatroid, is in
charge of science, weapons (Captain Jellico refuses
to refer to Storvik's station as "tactical" or "defense"), and
keeping Jellico out of trouble. The last occupies most of his time, and often
requires Storvik to work triple shifts. Storvik's parents on Vulcan sent him
away to Starfleet Academy on Earth when they caught him studying the teachings
of Ambassador Spock's late brother Sybok; their political connections were able
to secure his position on the Murgatroid. At right is Storvik with his
betrothed, T'Vit, on an undercover first contact mission.
Storvik's personal logs: storvik
LEFT: Storvik and the Murgatroid's sole Klingon crewmember, Qo'Sher (a close relative of Chancellor
Gowron's wife). Gowron wanted to get rid of Qo'Sher (the Klingon
accountant) but could not kill him without infuriating his wife -- so he imposed
upon Captain Jean-Luc Picard to arrange for a berth for Qo'Sher on the
Murgatroid (which even the Klingons have heard of).
RIGHT: Storvik during his brief assimilation into the Borg as Fifth Of
Three. He is the only drone the Borg ever willingly allowed to leave the
This small investigation starship was Storvik's first command -- and he'd still
have it, too, if it wasn't for those meddling Klingons!
LEFT: Storvik goes undercover as a pirate working for the Orion
Syndicate. That is the first, last, and only time he will allow Captain Jellico
to design his disguise.
CENTER: Whenever the replicators are down or power is being conserved, Storvik
takes over as ship's Chef and serves up his Salisbury Steaks or special Vulcan
Meatballs. Storvik's balls are famous throughout the Alpha Quadrant, no one can
have just one...
RIGHT: Storvik, experimenting with a new type of transporter, accidentally has
his DNA merged with a fly's. Within 48 standard minutes, the problem resolved
itself and he was back to normal the next week...
Storvik, master of disguise, on some other away missions.
LEFT: This picture is our Emergency Medical Hologram (EMH). It is only used in
extreme emergencies, or when Mib Khan is drunk or hung over. In other
words, it's almost constantly running. The Murgatroid is also equipped with an
Emergency Bartender Hologram and Emergency Gopher Hologram.
RIGHT: Storvik discovered an alien mask with strange powers and went out of
control, until Captain Jellico banned "SSSSMOKIN'!!!" on the Murgatroid.
Storvik, in Earth's late twentieth century, is apprehended and studied by
officials trained in dealing with the unusual... Of course, two nerve pinches
and mind melds later, they didn't remember a thing...
LEFT: Storvik, again in Earth's late twentieth century, attends the taping of
Steve Martin's historic masterpiece, "King Tut"...
RIGHT: Storvik's protege, T'Mand
Storvik suffers a completely unexpected attack of vampirism while on the planet
Storvik in ponn farr -- it ain't pretty, but many find it funny...
Jellico and Qaren attempt to cure Storvik's illogical cross-dressing fixation
by instead convincing him to impersonate the historical Earth religious figure
"Elvis". Sadly, this had no effect on his tendency toward show tunes.