Counsellor Lothar
of the USS Murgatroid

Welcome to Counsellor Lothar's Shrink Bar and Grill!

Click HERE if you were sent to Lothar by an officer for "Attitude Adjustment"

Or, if you have a counselling appointment, what seems to be your problem?

  • Alcoholism
  • Anxiety
  • Athlete's Foot
  • Depression
  • Finding Youself Occupying an Alternate Timeline / Universe
  • Hangover
  • Holodeck Addiction
  • Job / Duty-Related Stress
  • Red Shirt Trauma
  • Romantic Issues
  • Sexual Harrassment (Giving or Receiving)
  • Split into Good and Evil Halves by Transporter Malfunction