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Every year, I wear a costume to work on Halloween (usually, I'm the only one). On Halloween 2003, I wore a
uniform from the anime Uchuu Senkan Yamato (better known in America as Star Blazers). Note
that my hair is still bleached blond at this point. I went back and added the Yamato to the
background later.
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Another anime icon, this one involves scenes from and a joke about Excel Saga – which I
will not even attempt to explain if you haven't seen it.
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Another picture of me as allah_sulu. This time, I'm wearing a set
of feathery angel wings that I bought for half-price the day after Halloween.
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This is an assimilation of one of sexychicken's icons. For the background, I
used another one of her icons – the cast of Square Pegs.
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This one shouldn't need any explanation.
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"My work here is done" is a quote I use frequently on Usenet; I felt it was about time I put it on an
icon.
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I've also seen different people using a variety of icons based on the "Parental Advisory" stickers found
on some CDs; this is my version.
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An assimilation of Willow from Buffy the Vampire Slayer (I've seen a few people use this image,
from the episode "Hush", with various things written on the board in Willow's hands – I thought
it only natural to write HUH? there).
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Another place I stuck the "HUH?" was on the IE broken image link icon.
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This is clipped from the webcomic MacHall
(click that link to see it in context) – that's me at most conventions.
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A cheesy pun that my wife hates: "Papa Smirnoff".
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This is my wife rich_teaboy holding our ferret Oscar, who's
wearing a tiny Santa hat and angel wings. This is part of a larger picture, in which you can also see my wife.
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I created this one while reflecting upon the work ethic during the week between Christmas and New Year's.
This is Alfred E. Neuman (from Mad Magazine) with a slightly-altered catchphrase.
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I gave one of my earliest assimilations, of thetaet, a new background: Ted, one of the "Fab
Five" from Bravo's Queer Eye For The Straight Guy.
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Forget about the Office of Homeland Security's
ratings… This is all you need to know about times of war and national crisis. Technically,
I've never actually used these as icons; but they are the right size if anyone did want to use them that
way. I've just used them a couple of times to comment when the threat rating changed (and I felt that
there should be some other parody of the system besides the muppets).
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This icon is allah_sulu done in Powerpuff Girls style (vodka, Old Spice,
and everything nice). I made the Santa hat small, and levitating over the head, to be similar to the
Mayor's hat. Note also that the icon reflects my blond-at-the-time hair.
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For some twisted monkey logic reason, gwiii objected to the Powerpuff allah_sulu and was inspired to make three of
his own Allah Sulu assimilations, which I iconized and captioned. This one was gwiii making me sit in the
corner. ( gwiii has his own icon gallery page.)
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Another assimilation by gwiii; this one is an ED-209 from Robocop.
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The third assimilation by gwiii; this one is Mister Spock from Star
Trek. Fitting, since one of my role-playing journals ( Storvik) is a
Vulcan. (Take a look at the Storvik Icon Gallery to see
those icons.)
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This is an icon I made from a picture of gwiii, in reference to one of his role-playing
journals ( notchad). Don't ask.
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This allah_sulu icon was made using Micro-Hero Templates.
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Some of my friends and I were joking about what allah_sulu's evil twin would be like. We
decided on bunny ears instead of a Santa hat, demon/bat wings instead of angel/bird wings, and "DUH!" instead of "HUH?" This is a rendering of
evil_allah_sulu (the journal was
created soon after) made using Micro-Hero Templates.
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I made this Quebec license plate (the motto, Je me souviens, means "I remember") after someone
asked what exactly do they remember? (You can make your own using the ACME License Plate maker.)
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I used this site to make an allah_sulu-esque Hello Kitty icon.
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I made this icon based on the classic "Happy Fun Ball" commercial from Saturday Night Live. That
was a lot of text to type and paste…
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This icon is allah_sulu as rendered by the Face Maker.
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evil_allah_sulu, also rendered by the Face Maker.
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My wife rich_teaboy and I, both South Park style, in front of Simian Hill (home of gwiii and spooky_lu). There is a larger-sized version of this picture.
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An assimilation of the spongemonkeys from the Quiznos commercial. I gave one the Santa hat and
"HUH?", and the other the wings and doobie.
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I made this icon from my old Pentagon building pass (yes, it's real – I worked there in the
mid-90s).
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Another Kiki the Ferret icon from Sluggy Freelance.
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Vash the Stampede, drunk, from the anime Trigun – the Japanese text, from right to left
and top to bottom, is "Arasuru" (Allah Sulu), "Huh?", and "God of Vodka".
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This is an image I found on a work-safety webpage using a Google image
search – apparently VODKA + SMOKING = FWOOSH!!
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Seeing the previous icon, die7fox was amused to find that the Japanese had
a word for "vodka" – "It probably literally translates to 'happy potato death pleasure
extract,' or something," quoth the Benton. I thought that was funny enough that it also deserved to be on
an icon – and I actually found Japanese "Banzai" vodka to use for the background.
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A picture of my wife and I in Florida on our honeymoon (with the caption "MARRIED WITH VODKA").
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I made this icon for bradwinkle, a stuffed moose in costume as a
character from Hedwig and the Angry Inch. I took the Hedwig logo and changed it to
"Moosehed".
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darkmattr made this icon upon the news that my
wife rich_teaboy was pregnant.
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This is Farley Flavors from the movie Shock Treatment; a "sequel" of sorts to The Rocky Horror
Picture Show.
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j_brew announced that he needed someone to make
him a new Mountain Dew icon. I made this one, and it won.
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"Hypno-Josh" is an icon I made for enderwiggins when he posted an icon of
his eyes and commented "At least it's not animated!"
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This is me as a monkey, from a picture combining my facial features with the body of a monkey which was
created at the Imaginarium in EPCOT.
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I had wanted to so something with Frank the Goat, the LJ mascot, for some time (I should probably rephrase
that); so when I got the idea to do an "I paid for LJ" icon, it was only natural to include Frank in it.
A number of people were using this icon while LJ was having one of its even-worse-service-than-usual
phases.
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This rather scary icon is my face on a female model's body; part of a larger picture which a couple of friends and I got done at
Ocean City, MD, several years ago. I added "I ♥ BOOBS" as a tribute to Sean
Connery from SNL's Celebrity Jeopardy sketches.
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Captain Oblivious is the partner of Captain Obvious, one of my early icons.
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This icon is allah_sulu as portrayed by the Portrait Illustration Maker (wings and
Santa hat added manually). Note that this icon reflects the hair coloring I had at the time –
mostly dark, but with some blond still remaining. (I decided that I didn't need to keep making evil_allah_sulu versions of my icons.)
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An allah_sulu fetus, the first icon that I made commemorating the
fact that I was on my way to daddyhood.
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