CHEF *
Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- http://boog.org/text
(To the tune of the "Theme from Shaft" by Isaac "Chef" Hayes)


Who's the black grade school cook
That's got a two foot thick little black book?
(Chef!)
You're damn right

Who is the slob
That would face a mob for a quick blow job?
(Chef!)
Can ya dig it?

Who's the cat that's always there
When the town's running in fear?
(Chef!)
Right on

You see this cat Chef is a bad mother--
(Shut your mouth)
But I'm talkin' about Chef
(Not in front of Jesus!)

He's a spontaneous man
With a simultaneous plan for his women
(Go Chef!)


* I was informed AFTER I posted this song that Isaac Hayes
  has done his own "Chef" version of "Shaft" -- I have not
  yet seen/heard this performance, though I'm sure it's on
  the net somewhere...