TOP TEN WAYS "SHOCK TREATMENT" WOULD BE DIFFERENT IF IT WERE
FILMED TODAY
By Arthur Levesque -- http://boog.org/text

10) In the opening number, the "T" in "DENTON" would be for
    "Tom's Rhinoplasty"
9)  Topless Cheerleaders
8)  "Marriage Maze" co-host Vanna White gives Brad and Janet
    a copy of the home game on CD-ROM
7)  More penis jokes and "Titanic" references
6)  "Emotional cripple"?  Make that "emotionally challenged"
5)  Tattoos and piercings on the Bits
4)  Betty dumps Ralph for Macy; Ralph hooks up with Oliver
3)  Nurse Ansalong, played by Sharon Stone, wears no underwear
2)  Kevin Costner stars as Brad/Farley, the budget is $350
    million, and it bombs EVEN WORSE.
1)  "Pharley Phlavors Phabulous Phat Phoods Pheed and Phortiphy
    Phamilies for a Phat Phuture!!"


TOP TEN MORE WAYS SHOCK TREATMENT WOULD BE DIFFERENT IF IT WERE
FILMED TODAY
By Arthur Levesque -- http://boog.org/text

10) "Bitchin' in the Kitchen" would include Turtle Wax and
    Rice-A-Roni
9)  Bert's real reason for faking blindness:  Medical marijuana
8)  "Little Black Dress" number on "The Drew Carey Show" during
    ratings sweeps week
7)  DTV Interns for Farley -- if you know what I mean
6)  Officer Parker beats up Glish Davidson for being black
5)  At least two "Friends" actors in the cast
4)  Product Placements!  Folgers at Kirk's Korner, Dad drinks
    Coors Light, and Mom and Janet have a heart to heart talk
    about "feeling fresh"
3)  Porno parody "Cock Treatment" comes out a month later, with
    "Farley Fellatio's Fuck Factory"
2)  "Weird" Al Yankovic cameo as Irwin Lapsey
1)  At the end of "Duel Duet", after Janet chooses Brad, she
    kicks Farley in the nuts