DAMMITJA.NET 404

Lyrics by Arthur Levesque
to the tune of "Dammit Janet" from The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Hey user ... I've got something to say (Uh huh?)
You really messed up ... in some way
You're not going to get ... to this page today (Oh, no!)

Your browser worked fine when you ran it (Dammit!)
This site is porn-free 'cuz I scanned it (Dammit!)
You see, nobody would ban it (Dammit!)
I've one thing to say and that's

DammitJa.net -- 404

The URL was wrong, time to can it (Dammit!)
There's no file on my drive or my LAN-it (Dammit!)
If there's one page for you then I am it (Dammit!)
I've one thing to say and that's

DammitJa.net -- 404

Here's a clue to prove that you're in error
There's three things that you can try
Refresh, -type, or just go somewhere
You got a 404, I don't know why...

Well, I'm nicer than errors Netscape had (Too bad!)
Pages like this are a new fad (Too bad!)
Forget IE, make Bill Gates sad (Too bad!)
I've one thing to say:
You've been had, too bad -- 404

Too bad... (Oh, Dammit!)
You're mad (Oh, Dammit!)
At me... What can I do-oo-oo?
There's one thing left to do... ah, oo!

And that's go to the page that began it (Dammit!)
If they want to link here they should plan it (Dammit!)
If they give you bad links then you'll panic (Dammit!)
Now I've one thing to say and that's

DammitJa.net -- 404

DammitJa.net ... Link's bad, you're mad

DammitJa.net . . . 404